i had a rude awakening the other day when i went my neighborhood newsstand and was greeted kindly by the slightly pervy Arabian man who works there. that wasn't the rude part hat was actually quite normal but upset me was what i SAW there. i was about to hand over a few bucks for the STAR and on the cover i see a large blown-up picture of baby Shiloh's face with the words I WANT MY BABY SISTERS on it. (**something of the sort i'm not 100% sure bc i didn't buy that shit) Really. That's the best you can up with star?? You mean to tell me that THAT was the highlight of celebrity life this past week?? A baby's thoughts?? yes i know brad and angie are all the rage and have been since i was like 12 and angie's pregs again and that's great and awesome but REALLY.
first of all we all know that babies don't think or feel.
second of all it wasn't even a good picture of Shiloh. clearly they did some cropping and photoshopping on a 5 month old pic of her.
third of all who cares??? Janet jackson's plan to loose 30 pounds in a few weeks and the way she plans on going about that? THAT i care about. but baby shiloh being ancy about her baby sisters?? hell to the no.
so not only did i not buy this sad excuse for a magazine. i chuckled aloud and wrote it down in my joke notebook so that i would remember to write about it. pa-thetic.